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​​​Wes had a bunch of really talented friends, like a ton. Except, most of the talents were not like composing arias for the opera, but more like the stuff someone does waiting in line at the porta-potties.Come up with a creative game for the crowd to play like, who can pop a bottle top with a lighter the farthest? Can you do improvisational yodeling, juggle a running chainsaw with a bowling ball and a baby, maybe play the guitar? Seriously, think middle school talent show quality stuff that Wes would laugh at, be amazed by or just totally dig the fact that you had the balls to whip out in front of folks… not like literally to whip out your balls, unless you are juggling them… like juggling balls just to be clear, whatever, you catch the drift. Come clown around with your pranks and silliness. By registering to be a “performer”, you will get a cool laminate only performers get that will get you a free drink or two for life at any Obi Wes Kenobi Fest. The more performers, the funner. If you don’t come perform your wacky talent, the ghost of a Brontosaurus named Dave will haunt you for the rest of your life.